Lord, Help Me!

Oh my goodness. Today was definitely a Monday! It was horrible. Grant it, I did get to wear my new boots so the total day wasn't a bust. My children drove me to the cliff of my sanity today. I'm talkin' to the EDGE. Days like today are what encourages me to write to my Senators to encourage Prozac being put into our water supply. Days like today make me want to grab a can of Reddi-Whip and squeeze that nozzle straight into my mouth. Yes, on days like today I am tempted to pull out the duct tape and adhere my precious little half-pints to the wall with only enough of an opening for them to get sufficient oxygen through. Oh, you just might not understand. I'd read to them; an educational book of course. I'd feed them broccoli and carrots and give them milk through a straw. I'd go over multiplication tables and the alphabet. Heck, I'd even sing a song to them. I am currently wearing a smile as big as Dallas; simply because this idea delights me so. I find great peace in just thinking about it. I think I'm done writing for the night. Yes, I'm sure of it. I need to sit here and relax while I'm in the zone. The quiet zone, that is. (I think if I were a yoga person, this would be the point where I would be chanting ... OHMMMMM.)
Ciao`

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Joke of the Day

Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?




A: Because he can 'Neverland'.

Missing My Baby Boy

     Because of divorce, I am having to share my youngest son with his father. This is NOT an easy task, to say the least. The holiday season makes it much harder because these are times that remind us of all the things we are thankful for. Of course, moms are thankful for their children. It makes me miss my youngest all the more. He left Friday night and I won't get him back until the evening of the 29th. (sigh)
     Oh, I know that his dad and his side of the family are thankful for him as well. But, I'm his mommy, indulge me. I love you, Ben. Happy Thanksgiving sweetheart. I pray that God keeps you in the safety of His arms.

HaHa ...

Q: Why are chefs hard to like?




A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!

Hahahahhahaa! Sounds like my kind of Chef! Just in time for the holidays, too.

I Think That's NOT Ok

Ok, so Ben asks Dodge if he can have something. Dodge says no. So, Ben sneaks over to MEEEE, and proceeds to ask me the same question. My answer was of course, the same as Dodge's answer. (Wouldn't want to confuse the little tike, or create any animosity.)
So, that should be nipped in the bud, huh? Going from one parent to the other, to see if he can get the answer he wants?
We ARE a blended family, you know. Advice anyone?

Religious Freedom

Just wanted to share this link with you, it's about our religious freedom here in America.
http://www.christianpost.com/article/20091119/stand-up-for-religious-freedom/index.html

Joke of the Day

I sooo borrowed this from my friend PSN.

One cow says to a bunch of other cows
"I wanted to love all of you; but I couldn't get pasteurize."

:)

Oh, and one more ...

What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin.

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